Make a wish game

Most like all forums has them:Make a wish game! For example: You grant the above user's wish, but there will always be a side-effect.
Like:
User 1: I wish to have one million dollars.
User 2: Wish granted, but you get a stash of fake torn dollars.
User 2: I wish..

Alright I'll start off!


--I wish for a free vending machine.

Wish granted but the machine is broken.

I wish for Megan fox to call me .

Wish granted, but she can't pay her bills anymore so she has to stop.

I wish i'am maxed out first on rs2006.

Wish was granted but you got banned for hacking the stats to 99 .

I wish that Vault would change the minimum donation to 1$ again.

Wish granted, but the income is too low so they can't pay out the server anymore and rs2006 shuts down.

I wish Justin Bieber is dead.

Wish granted but he reborn's.

You didnt wish anything so you got nothing too bad..

I wish the world would not end in 2012.

Wobbit wrote:

You didnt wish anything so you got nothing too bad..

I wish the world would not end in 2012.

Wish granted but it ends in 1st of january 2013.

I wish for a cookie.

Wish granted, but the cookie was rotten...
I wish for donator's status of RS2006.

Wish granted but you got banned.

I wish to have a mind so powerful that I could think of a good wish.

Wish granted, but you don't have a brain. (Joke )

I wish for orange juice

Wish granted, but the oranges contained diseases as they came from Africa.

I wish i'd live in the U.S.A.

Whish granted, but when you try to get to the USA you get arrested for drug trafficking and you were send back to mexico!

I wish i would get a bucket!

Wish granted, but your bucket contains a hole at the bottom so it's useless.

I wish all girls would fall in love with me.

Wish granted, but I do not love you

I wish I'm rich irl

Wish granted, but the next day a thief stole all of your money.

I wish i'am the best dancer in the world.

Wish granted, but at the world championship dancing you broke both of your leggs, and they have been amputated

I wish i'd be rich as hell on RS2006 ;D

Wish granted but you got hacked and lost your cash stack.

I wish that you wouldn't respond to this.

Eka wrote:

Wish granted but you got hacked and lost your cash stack.

I wish that you wouldn't respond to this.

Wish granted, but I did.

I wish me and Senne will get married later

Wish granted, but Senne is dating with a second girl secretly :/

I wish i can make my own Energy drinks.

Wish granted, but you died because you were too active trying all those energy drinks

I wish Steve Jobs never died.

Wish granted, but he made a new version of the iPad which contains a human virus.

I wish there weren't poor people in the world.

Wish granted, but Rich is the noew Poor now.


I wish I had 1k post count.

Wish granted, but Zelektro has a 1001 post count. lol

I wish the sun was the moon.

Wish granted but it exploded.

I wish people would enter GOTM#1.